I go over to her, she looks at me, and I say "About 30 million neurons are activated in your brain every time you see a human face." and she says "How many neurons am I wasting?"
Okay, okay, she's not really mean. She's just mean.
We're mean like this all the time in a funny way.
Like my family is really close to each other, but we can seem mean and blunt sometimes. Like, tough love.
I do the same thing with her sometimes.
Like, I was planting sunflower seeds in my mom's garden for her and my sister comes up and asks about it and I told her mom wanted new flower seeds in her garden. My sister says "But why sunflower seeds? Mom says all they do is take up space and suck all the nutrients out of the earth." and I was like, "Yeah well, so do you."
But just so you all know, she's more mean than I am. ...Really.